Update: lite

a) I’m off for a couple of days so this blog will be neglected for approximately 24-48 hours, fear not, as yesterday’s mega update took something like 2 hours to write and should take you a good 5 minutes to read, get stuck in!

b) As far as my adopt an MP initiative goes, neither anyone else nor Lembit has done anything, so I have nothing to report. I guess the tidal wave of support is being stored in box files in the home office somewhere.

c) If Tony Blair’s continued squat of the office of PM wasn’t depressing enough, Gordon Browns hideous sermonising in today’s Telegraph is enough to make you want to hurt things. I’m going to say I don’t believe in fairies lots of times today, and I hope no one is clapping.